Granny gets my vote as Social Hostess and Bug Bunny as your Cruise Director. <VBG>
Venice: Sorry, true Leghorns (white or dark) only lay white eggs. :-) But you can have a mixed breed that could lay a brown egg.
Mike (Chicken genetics, breeding, poultry farms, how crappy (true) free range eggs taste and the poultry industry in general were topics of conversation with my daughter, a Vet, at Father's Day dinner. Exciting huh?) <VBG>