your post made little sense, chetter
there are no memories on the ship? And what's wrong with a Mercedes?
Also, I don't drink, but if I did, I could see where you are coming from. I love sitting around, chatting, gambling, flirting, sunbathing, making out, etc.
Different strokes for different folks....just realize that the number of ports isn't everything. Really, is it THAT fun to spend an hour in a boat to watch people take pictures with a stingray?