You are very smart and tricky lady! You put different age/grade on the general board! I guess there is a feeling of "trust" between us, no?
So how many cruises have you been on? You've been on a lot, no?
You are a very proper lady, no? You always talk in third person (Miss Swiss recommends.... Miss Swis does not recommend...), no? I greatly admire your politeness and courtiness, no?
This is from Jonathan, Adam's friend, or:
Soy Amigo de Adán
(good german, no?)