I had the massage/facial combo on the Celebrity Horizon in May of 2000. The guy didn't even ATTEMPT to pitch anything! I didn't realize they were supposed to!
However, I ended up getting a second (and much better) massage toward the end of the cruise by a different person...she waited until after the massage to start with the pitch. Stupid me, I was caught off guard and ended up buying a $50 bottle of Cellutox oil. (I don't have any cellulite so how she sold me on it I'll never know.) My travel mates laughed at what a sucker I was. Well, I wouldn't do it again, but I have to admit I use the stuff all the time and I still have 1/2 a bottle left after almost a year. It doesn't get rid of cellulite I'm sure, but it sure gives a great shine to my skin without causing me to break out. All's well that ends well, I guess!