Ben-- Yes I went to college--probably not the same as you,as I went to a small private school.
Paul--don't you know--you have to pay extra to get a cabin with a door! Next time you cruise, spring for an outside cabin at least one deck above the engine room and I'll bet it will have a door!
With all the ado created with the post re/ smokers tossing cig. butts overboard, I thought we might be able to get the "slammers" and "non-slammers" on separate sides of the ship! Whether you slam or don't slam, enjoy your cruises.