I am serious when I say that your list is correct and is exactly why we will never cruise again. My gripe is that with all the above true shouldn't the cruise lines get more flak for FALSE ADVERTISING. Our cruise was nothing like the ads. We were herded around like cattle and it was anything but relaxing. Very bad entertainment, whitch proved to be so bad it was funny. The crew were constantly trying to part our money from our wallets. Gratuity Night was blatently TACKY. Yes, I'm very serious about not going on a cruise again.