You just know the people who gripe about cruises do the same about the paper boy, the neighbor`s dog or kid. Cruising is just a city that floats. All the people you thought you were leaving behind sent their relatives on the cruise just to P.O. you. It`s just another government conspiracy. The IRS and old J Edgar`s people are probably spying on you too.
For anyone who doesn`t know a joke when they see it. THIS HAS BEEN ONE!!