You kill me............gold chains tangled in their hair???? I'm dying here!
Ah Pamda, how about an apple pie ala-mode and a stroll to the banana split bar? Then cast off the full length cover up and you and Mrs. Thomas can walk through the casino dripping chocolate down your elbows. If the two-tons of fun shirtless boys give you a dirty look just point to stomach-a-massive and explode with a nose spurting roar.
Regards,
Thomas