You know, Thomas might be on to something here. With the spleen thing, I mean.
Oh the possiblities! Just think, we could have the Mr. Sexy Spleen contest. We could have the Hairy Spleen contest. We could have the Miss Shapely Spleen contest.
“Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.” “Mine’s bigger than yours.............”
And before the powers that be cut me off, I think Thomas’ point is well taken.
If you’re going to judge someone on his or her physical features, you might as well start with his or her spleen. Sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it?
About as ridiculous as judging someone on the size/color/shape of his or her skin.
To healthy spleens and other things.