I'm so glad that I'm PERFECT!!!!! Beautiful long legs, tan, blonde hair (naturally curly), tall, thin. I look just like those ladies in the brochures!
Oh, wait - it must be the chardonnay - I'm a size 16 and not really a size 6. Maybe my hair is fake blonde. Yep, that's it - it's the chardonnay.
I've been on over 25 cruises and I've been a bit of a Midwestern/Belgian (not skinny!) every time and I've had a ball. People who count don't care what you weigh. GO - HAVE A BALL - ENJOY!!!!