Calm down, y'all!
If you've read many of Bruce's other posts you would realize that the "Waiter" post was written "tongue-in-cheek" from a waiter's point of view!
I believe he mentioned recently that he was on vacation. I'm not very computer savy, but I think you can connect to your "home" ISP, if you want, no matter where you are.
Or, he may be in Japan!