No worries. I've been completely out of the closet for over a decade. No need to hide anything!
My Mom is quite the Hag too! She is always meeting up with gay guys when we are on cruises and introducing them to me!! You guys will more than likely love her! She is quite a character. My friends call her Judge Judy! (they look a little alike and have the same voice!)
Can't believe this cruise is just around the corner now! Are you guys getting excited??