Are you building one? What are going to be your rates? can I have a balcony room? Where will it sail to? How bout no formal nights instead have lingerie night! Serve no alcohol just charge $25 and say bring what you can carry! Can you hire as my personal room steward Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson? Wait I might need a seperate cabin for my wife and kids! so 2 cabins ok! In your casino... post rules saying any advice givin at the BJ table you get hurled off the boat! Get rid of the slot machines. I can't hear over them when I'm playing poker! Implement cliff diving as entertainment on the boat just make a part of the side of the boat look like a cliff instead of putting a rock climbing wall in! How about deep sea fishing. I mean were in the middle of the ocean why not. I demand, to keep things equal, that if you have a hairy chest contest for the guys on your boat, you should have a biggest (fill in the blank) contest for the women! this keeps the lawyers off your back. Can I be cruise director?? Ok Whose coming with us on this boat!!