Have I ever done a quick run out onto the balcony in the buff? Sure to get something I left out there. Whoppee, but I wouldn't sit out there or flash a passing ship. I don't anyone would be interested.
Nautical Mile Member: Nope. It's like having the $100 dinner on the tiny balcony. The thought is probably more romantic than the actual execution. Plus teak slivers would be painful.