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Old September 13th, 2006, 11:00 PM
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It isn't aliens or the crew or terrorists that are doing the dastardly deeds.
I have it on good authority ( from my cousins ex-wife's brother-in-law ) that it is actually a team of male midgets dressing themselves as kids, gaining the confidence and trust of lonely ladies--- then committing rape, robbery and mayhem--then flinging the hapless soul over the side.

Who knows where the dastardly duo will strike again !
I have made my wife promise to be especially vigilant on our upcoming Glory cruise and to be rude to any and all kids, just in case.
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