Jeff Foxworthy made a fortune with his " you may be a redneck if " thing--
I'm not trying to make money and I don't think Jeff would mind if I borrow from him----
You might be a nut if you leave your common sense behind on the dock when you cruise.
You might be a nut if you think because your kids got aboard ship
and the door closed behind them you don't have to look after them for a week.
You might be a nut if you think that because you are on a cruise that you absolutely must drink yourself silly every day and night of the cruise.
You might be a nut if you feel that because you are on a cruise it's the cruiseline's responsibility to look after you and yours each second of every day and night for the duration of the cruise.
Last but not least, you are for sure a nut if you use the balcony railings to
climb on, walk on, sit on, do exercises on and --- for that certain thing that should be reserved for the bunks !
These are some of the nutty things some people do that end up with some very bad results.
Happy sails to all, nuts or not.