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Old November 23rd, 2006, 05:30 AM
Thomas Thomas is offline
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Good post, but I have a question. What do you do if a tablemate slides under the table?

You see, we were dining at a table of 8 and 1 couple was a man and a gorgeous woman. Right after we sat down and the drinks were ordered I saw the man sliding down his chair and then under the table. The woman was unconcerned and didn't appear disturbed at all. After a few moments I told her "Maam, I think your husband just slid down his chair and under the table." She replied, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door!"

Book me on your next cruise and enjoy your personal punching bag.
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