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Old November 23rd, 2006, 05:30 AM
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Good post, but I have a question. What do you do if a tablemate slides under the table?

You see, we were dining at a table of 8 and 1 couple was a man and a gorgeous woman. Right after we sat down and the drinks were ordered I saw the man sliding down his chair and then under the table. The woman was unconcerned and didn't appear disturbed at all. After a few moments I told her "Maam, I think your husband just slid down his chair and under the table." She replied, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door!"

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Thomas
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