Dispatcher;9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller;I heard what sounded like gunshuts coming from the brown house on the corner.
dispatcher;Do you have AN ADDRESS?
caller; No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
dispatcher;9-1-1 what is your emergency?
caller; someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
C;i made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when i came back from bathroom,someone had taken a bite out of it.
D;was anything else taken?
C;no, but this has happened to me before and i'm sick and tired of it!
D;9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
C;im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
D;this is nine eleven.
C;I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
D;yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine eleven are the same thing.
C; Honey,I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
AND the WINNER is.....
C;yeah,I'm having trouble breathing.I'm all out of breath.
Darn.....I think I'm going to pass out.
D;sir,where are you calling from?
C;I'm at a pay phone.north and foster.
D;!sir,an ambulance is on the way.Are you an asthmatic?
D; what were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
C;Runing from the Police.
ps;my friend forwarded me this ,and i got cramp at my stomach to laugh,I wanted to share with you.
if you ever embarressed becouse your inglish ,it's also help...
many more laughter.