Thread: Lost and Found
View Single Post
  #1 (permalink)  
Old December 1st, 2006, 02:05 AM
Cruise Cynic's Avatar
Cruise Cynic Cruise Cynic is offline
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: ...Location... Location
Posts: 2,025
Default Lost and Found

(with a certain amount of deference to Mr. Berkeley Breathed, creator of my signature cartoon...)

Just where do they keep all this lost stuff, anyways?


I've lost my way
I've lost my youthful optimism
I've lost my memory for details
I've lost my mind
I've lost all my marbles
I've lost my perspective
I've lost weight
I've lost track of time
I've lost my appetite
I've lost my sense of direction in life
I've lost my will to perservere
I've lost my virginity
I've lost my faith in humanity
I've lost my neighborly trust
I've lost my drive to succeed
I've lost my patience
I've lost my sense of style
I've lost my youthful vim and vigor
I've lost my dignity
I've lost my outlook on life
I've lost faith
I've lost my sense of identity
I've lost hope
I've lost my grip on reality
I've lost all sense of decency
I've lost my motivation
I've lost my temper
I've lost my breath
I've lost my voice
I've lost sleep
I've lost my childlike innocense
I've lost my sense of adventure
I've lost my youthful charms
I've lost my motivation
I've lost all my faculties
I've lost my charitable nature
I've lost all semblance of normalcy
I've lost my eyesight
I've lost the twinkle in my eye
I've lost my curious nature
I've lost my memory for details
I've lost the spring in my step, in fact, I've lost a step or two.
I've lost my fashion sense
I've lost all my endearing qualities

Opus has the right idea.... perhaps Sears has a big box of all this stuff.

I just hope I don't lose my sense of humour.
__________________


Just 1 month to go until the "Cruise Cynic Mystery Cruise" ... January 2008
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links