On a Carnival Paradise sailing, we were seated with two (400lb) Sheriffs and spouses from North Carolina. Once making sure that Mrs. Cynic and I were indeed married, they didn't speak a word to us afterward. Just glared at us. I guess they forgot to pack their Klan formal sheets.
One of the wives did open her mouth to say that hubby felt "nekkid without his firearm". Well, brother, feel free to pack it if it pains you so. I promise I won't hurt you.
We changed tables in a flash.