Retiring on a cruise ship
Hey, I have an idea....how about having volunteers on the ship like they have in hospitals, you know, like the Gray Ladies / Gents that could live on the cruiseships for a nominal fee in exchange for volunteering their time. They could sit at a desk on each deck outside the elevators and give the passengers directions and answer questions, etc. I'm sure there would be myriad of jobs that could be done this way. I would be the first in line to volunteer for this job!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming..... WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!