That is soooo funny!!! Do you think we have a show here somewhere?
"Cruise ship Survivor" Guests gather to see which ones can do the stupidest things, and actually make it.
Contestants must be able to balance on the balcony rail. Must be able to drink anything it sight, and must sign a release to appear on all talk shows.
Warning: There are fish in the water, and they are attracted to worm shaped objects, so clothing for men is at your own risk.