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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:07 PM
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Here is a joke to lighten the mood:
Bubba and Junior ( Mississippi mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,

"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.
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