pickup lines

Marsixie · #1 (**permalink**) January 11th, 2007, 12:06 PM

Guys you need to forget those crass crude pick up lines. Here is one a friend passed along. No she didn't go home with him, but they did set a date.

I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

valtime · #2 (**permalink**) February 3rd, 2007, 07:04 AM

Guess I am just getting to old and have been married too long. The only pick up lines I hear are "Honey - while you are out will you pick up ........". :-)

tiyana4 · #3 (**permalink**) February 14th, 2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by valtime

Guess I am just getting to old and have been married too long. The only pick up lines I hear are "Honey - while you are out will you pick up ........". :-)

I love it!

TravelBugs · #4 (**permalink**) September 3rd, 2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by valtime

Guess I am just getting to old and have been married too long. The only pick up lines I hear are "Honey - while you are out will you pick up ........". :-)

Cute!

Heck it's much better than "What's your sign?" Oops, guess I just dated outselves!

Paul Motter · #5 (**permalink**) September 19th, 2007, 06:24 PM

what about "pick up your clothes in the bathroom!" I hear that one pretty often.

Manuel · #6 (**permalink**) November 17th, 2007, 03:59 PM

Pixk up all those cruise brochures off the floor, is what I get.

Manuel

Brian J · #7 (**permalink**) November 23rd, 2007, 04:20 PM

How about " I bet your feet are tired because you have been running through my mind all night!!"

mehawk · #8 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2007, 05:30 PM

Or, stop by the store and pick up...

skymaster · #9 (**permalink**) January 18th, 2008, 07:13 PM

The one I usually here in the South is: Get in the Truck!

TravelBugs · #10 (**permalink**) January 23rd, 2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by skymaster

The one I usually here in the South is: Get in the Truck!

Never heard that one!

reverendjeff · #11 (**permalink**) January 24th, 2008, 02:22 PM

"If you can pick up the seat, why can't you put it down?

justgr8fl2cruise · #12 (**permalink**) March 10th, 2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by skymaster

The one I usually here in the South is: Get in the Truck!

I hear that in Texas that's not only a pick up line it's also the fore play.....

8)

Paul Motter · #13 (**permalink**) March 14th, 2008, 05:03 PM

Do you have a map? I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.