Hey,, now! I am a blonde who loves a GOOD blonde joke. That wasn't one. Well, okay, it was kind of funny.
To the young lady looking for a cruise buddy, they are hard to find. I traveled single on cruises for many years. WAY back then, some cruise lines had single share programs where they would set you up with a room mate. Don't know if that is still an option. But, finding someone compatible, who happens to want to go on the same itinerary at the same time at the same cost, etc. is tough. Don't give up.
Hope you find someone compatible and have a wonderful cruise!
"A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."