My DH, son and I just returned from a great cruise on the Carnival Paradise two weeks ago. Loved the Exotic Western Carribbean ports!
One night, I was watching DH play blackjack in the casino. Some ameteur at another spot on the table decided to split 10's with dealer showing a Queen up. I said to the guy , jokingly "in Vegas, some people shoot people for splitting 10's."
Without blinking an eye, the dealer said "Not on the Fun Ships!"
Dealer ended up breaking, everybody won.
Hubby and I still laugh over the dealer - what we've labeled "The best line of the cruise!"