My husband is a redneck
 

I have to tell you about my redneck husband. This is our first cruise and he has asked several hilarious questions about our trip. I would like to share a few with you.

1. Do we have to take our own sheets?
2. Do we have to take our own towels?
3. Can I take my fishing pole? (he was sure he could use shrimp from
the buffet for bait)
4. Can I wear my will fish for food T-shirt?

Thought you all might think these were funny.

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

LOL

AKcruiser

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

OH MY GOSH, WE'RE MARRIED TO THE SAME MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're going on our first cruise the 9th of February for 20th wedding anniversary.

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

They don't get better with age? I have only had him for 10 years. I am still working on him.

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

My husbands whopper of a question on our first cruise was:

"You mean, we can actually get off the ship in Nova Scotia?"

Apparently, he just thought we'd kinda sail right on by and wave to the Canadians and head on home.

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

Well my blonde (sometimes) wife asked on our first cruise if they had cable T.V.?

Regards,
Thomas

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

Well.......coulda been a really loooooong cable.....

dorothy

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

I had a friend who asked if we had to jump off the ship when we got to port...can you imagine 5,000 people jumping off the ship into the water at the exact same time???? {{Tidal Wave!!!!}}

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

If he takes you out to eat and you wind up eating baloney sandwiches on the porch, you may be right.

My husband is a redneck
 

Ya wanna see REDNECKS, click on the photo gallery below,
5th picture down in the right hand column. (Missouri Hillbillys)

http://www.cruise-forums.com/gallery/view.php?id=1555

Re: My husband is a redneck
 

Thanks for sharing. I am not so scared of taking him with me.