just the highlights. overall, DH and i had an AWESOME vacation. our stateroom (6401- balcony) was large and comfortable. neighbors were quiet and respectful. it was "mostly" clean. or steward did not show his face till end of day 2. did not change sheets until we left him a note on day 6 (actually, left the note on day 5, but he never came to make up the cabin that day). twice we had to call for beach towels (he removed the dirties, but did not leave clean ones). twice he did not leave the "capers." balcony was dirty, and steward did not empty husband's ashtray overflowing onto ground, yes hubby smokes a pack a day). on moday night, steward removed husband's newest denim shorts from cabin when he came to clean. we assume the shorts were accidentally scooped up with beach towels. which are of similar color. (truly doubt they were stolen by steward, as he was half hubby's size, and one pair of shorts are not enough to risk losing one's job over) anyway, tuesday am we reported to steward, tues evening to purser. wed evening different purser cannot find any record of report, files a new one. thurs evening, purser says they checked with housekeeping. fri am, a letter from purser saying sorry for inconvenience. no compensation offered, monetary or otherwise (frinds of ours on same cruise got 5 drinkk coupons for having a broken TV). needless to say, steward, who barely cleaned our room all week, recieved a $9 tip (someone had to pay to replace the shorts. onto the food. our dining room waiters were good (not entertaining, and did not go out of there way for us, but we got our food quickly and with a smile). their tips we left in place. the food itself was okay. only ate in dining room for dinner, and no one meal blew us away. i've had much better food at local restaurants (raleigh, NC), but i understand that when cooking for 2500 passengers, i can only expect "so much." pizza and calzones on lido deck were reallly good. did not try hong kong noodle or vienna cafe (always closed when i was hungry). NY deli fairly good, and buffet line was average and CROWDED. entertainment was great, and we really enjoyed CD john heald, but i was dissapointed to see so little of him after hearing such great things on this board. WEE jimmy was hysterical. noonan was boring and the blonde at the pool was annoying. any cruise is what you make of it, and DH and i had a fantastic time. we met tons of great people, and enjoyed all three ports of call.