I have discovered on the thousands of cruises I have been on that Malcolm Burn is a god. If it weren't for Malcolm who knows where man kind would be, i know for sure that Carnival Cruise Lines and America for that matter would be defunct.
Dirk (Co-pope of the Malcolmism Faith)
I can honestly say, as a person that has been on hundreds of thousands of cruises, that Malcolm Burn has affected me in a way that no other human being has. His sunglasses are symbolistic of his love and affection for humankind. This man could quite possibley be the reason why life exists on Earth, and he truly amazes me with every move he makes. Once you meet Malcolm, your life will be guaranteed to change for the better.
John Heald is for sure the best Cruise Director I ever had onboard my cruises. My Last cruise (Transatlantic) on The Liberty last year, I had the pleasure of seeing John Heald as well as Kuki is action and it was a lot of fun. As you know John has a Dutch wife so I can talk a litte bit Dutch with him which makes it very special to me.
Does anybody knows if he is still onboard the Liberty. I'm cruising May 19th? Kuki do you know this perhaps?
You have to try a cruise with John Heald as CD. It's a bonus to a allready great cruise.
7 Carnival cruises so far...
todd fromt the conquest. he was so funny. he slipped and fell in one of the shows from a popped water balloon (and it wasnt supposed to be part of the show) and it was so funny. he seemed to know every passenger on the cruise by the end of the week!