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Default Why I Don't Have Sex These Days (VBG) !!!

In the paper today was a study that states "teens who's IPODs are full of music with raunchy sexual lyrics have sex earlier then those who listen to music with little or no sexually degrading music"...

I checked my MP3 player and discovered alot of smooth jazz and 60's Motown so I guess that explains why I have so little action for the past 10 years (VBG)

So to tie this into our crusing topic..perhaps parents who take their teenagers on cruises should program their kids IPOD's with broadway tunes and classical music once onboard (VBG)
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Venice,

As the mother of two college age girls.......I totally agree with you!!!!!

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HAHAHA Good thing I'm listening to todays hits...
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After helping to raise 3 daughters the one thing I have learned is that Girls are smarter then guys until they get around them. Then they get dumber then door knobs. It a Harmonal thing not their fault.

But since the youngest one is now 21, there not a whole lot I can do now.

I used to a God in their eyes now I am just in the way.
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Gbos..the neat thing about teenagers..when they grow up and have kids of their own..you become a God to them again

I come from the old school that says you give a good foundation to your kids and then pray that it kicks in when they become teenagers and you have to give them alot of freedom..if listening to suggestive music will make them want to engage in sex at a younger age then there are some serious other issues..what type of music you listen to has nothing to do with it

For those of us old enough..remember when parents did not want their kids to listen to The Beatles or Elvis or heaven forbid "Race Music" because parents thought it would lead to loose morals..yea right !!!
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Venice.........that is one of those titles you just have to open.....which of course I did.............Thanks for the afternoon laugh. Great thread.
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Well, that explains my sex life! I have been listening to the wrong kind of music. The only problem is, I can't stand that kind of music (give me some jazz or blues). Wait until I tell my DH!
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Venice - Just keep telling yourself ''sex is highly overrated'' ... I'm not sayin it will work ... just keep saying it!!!
Or how about 'cruising is better than sex'... Some people on this board cruise more than I have sex.
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Venice - Just keep telling yourself ''sex is highly overrated'' ... I'm not sayin it will work ... just keep saying it!!!
Or how about 'cruising is better than sex'... Some people on this board cruise more than I have sex.
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In the paper today was a study that states "teens who's IPODs are full of music with raunchy sexual lyrics have sex earlier then those who listen to music with little or no sexually degrading music"...
I read this, too. What I'm wondering is if they have sex earlier because of the music, or if they have sex and then "gravitate" toward the music?

I listen to country music. Wonder what that means ?

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it means you can be found in walmart!!
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It also means that she knows good music when she hears it.
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I have to admit that I love COUNTRY MUSIC AND WALMART!!!!!
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IMHO country music is the sexist music out there..and that's saying something coming from a 60's Motown guy who listens to Marvin Gaye before every 3rd date that I go out on

Fern..therefore it says alot about you (VBG) !!!!
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Fern and the rest out there that haven't met Rescuedad.........you're in for a treat........
Is there any other music besides country and shopping at Walmart
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Well, I figure a rap CD is probably cheaper than Viagara so this may have potential. Of course, most of us who need that sort of assistance are too deaf to hear the rap music anyway!

I mean, who knew that this was all Barry Manilow's fault?

And oh yeh, if you get rescuedad going down this ride, just hang on!
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Well, I figure a rap CD is probably cheaper than Viagara so this may have potential. Of course, most of us who need that sort of assistance are too deaf to hear the rap music anyway!

I mean, who knew that this was all Barry Manilow's fault?

And oh yeh, if you get rescuedad going down this ride, just hang on!
Magnolia.....you know him toooo well!!!!!!!
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I've been lurking on the neverending original post of his. I skipped a few of the middle pages (there is only so much my bladder can stand). I'd been following it daily then we were gone for two weeks cruising so now I'm playing catch up on the boards. So tell me, where is his review? It should be a #1 best seller.
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His #1 best seller didn't make it to the top 1,000 list. It was very short and to "His" point.......if you know what I mean
He is a mess, isn't he? Right now, he and Redzone are over on one of the threads going back and forth.........children, children, children
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Maybe we should give those two their own board!
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Hi all,

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it means you can be found in walmart!!
You bet! I DO live in Arkansas!

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It also means that she knows good music when she hears it.
Thanks, gbos! Wish my DH thought so !

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Fern..therefore it says alot about you (VBG) !!!!


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Maybe we should give those two their own board!
They have been moved to the "Chit-Chat" board (where I expect this thread to end up soon!).
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