Since I find it way too traumatic to study my sail and sign bill enough to be able to divide the Casino muggings from the Alcoholic enlightenments

, I can only give you my total bill. I do not do excursions, buy liquor, purchase pictures or anything else aboard ship. Therefore, my total bill is foo-foos and penny slot machines and one trip to the supper club.
This last cruise the total was $603. I cruise solo.
But wait, wait, on the Liberty in May, I hit my all time high of $1,396

for one person with only one picture and one album cover purchased. I think I brought some fake jewelry for $10 and ate in the supper club with a $10 tip. Luckily, on this cruise I had $535 in OBC and won $500 in Bingo so most of the $1,396 was not out of my pocket.
I have an amazing ability to consume foo-foo's non-stop, most times drinking them down like they are Hawaiian Punch.

However, I am never out of control or offensive.
On the last night of this last cruise, I attended a function with an open bar. It got to the point that the waiter was so tired of me stalking him in the lounge that he brought me six (yes 6) "sex on the beach" cocktails at one time. Hahahahahahahahaha. I already had two on the table. I ended up knocking one over (who cares) and drank down all but one of them. I was pretty gone. Had a good time that night.
Happy cruzin'