Tequila in Cozumel

[bobsfamily]

Originally Posted by johnsmom

OK I know there is going to be rumblings on this thread but here I go--- Dave I think that you are one of the most immature people I have read on these threads. It seems to me that you are a middle aged wanna be gigilo who needs a bib to catch all the drool upon seeing a pretty girl. Which believe it or not I don't really care about. But when you start making jokes about large sized ladies (and by the way, I think the girl you are ragging on is really quite pretty) that's when the line needs to be drawn. Acting like a middle school kid is so immature it's not even funny. Normally I don't rant like this on these posts, but this is ridiculous. Get a life.........

YOU get a life... if this joke bothers then you have some serious problems.
Sorry Dave... I didn't mean to stand up for you but REALLY!

[Dave the Wave]

Thanks Bob but it is OK. It is all in fun. I think it is an interesting topic and apparently so do some others.

Just for that I think I will buy some tequila on the way home for the weekend and pretend I am in Cozumel. 8)

[bobsfamily]

Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

Thanks Bob but it is OK. It is all in fun. I think it is an interesting topic and apparently so do some others.

Just for that I think I will buy some tequila on the way home for the weekend and pretend I am in Cozumel. 8)

Just went to the liquor store... tekillya JUMPED in the buggy but I mananged to fight it off... and came away with RUM... it takes 2 shots of that.

[beentravelin]

I don't think DTW is immature. He just happens to have a sense of humor. Is he a little sophmoric? Perhaps, but he keeps us all in stitches. Most all the great comedians have poked fun at the overweight.... and a persons color.... and their sexual preference. It's all in good fun! Try not to take things so seriously.

[bobsfamily]

Originally Posted by beentravelin

I don't think DTW is immature. He just happens to have a sense of humor. Is he a little sophmoric? Perhaps, but he keeps us all in stitches. Most all the great comedians have poked fun at the overweight.... and a persons color.... and their sexual preference. It's all in good fun! Try not to take things so seriously.

Great comment...

[Dave the Wave]

Thanks BT. I was not poking fun at the overweight. I was poking fun at myself for drinking too much tequila and falling under the spell. 8)

[Ron]

Ahhhh--Davey me boy, the demons of drink and loose women will surely do you in unless you repent soon -- ----
BUT--in the meantime, while you ponder repenting, continue to have all the fun you can !!
Dave the Wave for Congress!!!

[Galveston]

@ Johnsmom, make sure you enjoy the complimentary Tequila at Cozumel Jewelry...as for being a bit chapped on the old arse about DTW, you can't really blame him. I mean, I'm twice as immature....not only will I stay away if your big, but if you're anything other than exactly 5'5" 115 lbs., cherry blonde hair, with a mole on your chin (sorry honey), my wife says I can't even look at you.

[Dave the Wave]

After the Austin Powers Trilogy, my next favorite move is "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

You guys remember the scene where Pee Wee finds himself in a bike bar, then gets up on the bar and dances to the Tequila Song?

Hilarious!

[Aerogirl]

Maybe we should change your name "Diamond Dave"


I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

(chorus)
There would come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They say "He was just a gigolo"
Life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

(chorus)

Cuz I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me
Cuz I ain't so bad
Sad and lonesome all the time
Even on the beat, on the, on the beat
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody

Really ain't got nobody, sad and lonesome
Baby need love

I, I, I, ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me ,nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me
Cuz I ain't so bad
Really want that soul, little loving soul all the time
Even on the beat, cherry, cherry on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
Feeling sick
Got nobody, no, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, no one, no one

Loopey loop, darling, darling
Getting serious, got to see the walls
Over there. nobody, got no one, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me

[Dave the Wave]

Originally Posted by Aerogirl

Maybe we should change your name "Diamond Dave"

Actually is is already in my signature for sometime now. But for a different reason. It reflects my status with the Royal Caribbean Crown and Anchor Society.

[Aerogirl]

Silly me

[Dave the Wave]

Originally Posted by Aerogirl

Silly me

Great song! I remember the 80's well!

[beentravelin]

I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow,
Takin' a weekend trip down to Cozumel, Mexico!
Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice,
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ...
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
woo
She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina
Behind a body shot and three margaritas.
She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug,
From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz.
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...
Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey!hey! Que veneno
Three shots...Hey!Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
One shot...Hey! more tequila!
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno!
Three shots... Hey! Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Mas Tequila!
No mas, no mas ....

[Dave the Wave]

Good one!! 8)

[bobsfamily]

Originally Posted by beentravelin

I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow,
Takin' a weekend trip down to Cozumel, Mexico!
Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice,
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ...
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
woo
She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina
Behind a body shot and three margaritas.
She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug,
From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz.
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...
Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey!hey! Que veneno
Three shots...Hey!Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!
One shot...Hey! more tequila!
Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno!
Three shots... Hey! Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Mas Tequila!
No mas, no mas ....

WOO HOO!

Really - after a couple that's what happens.
Stay away from sinks!

[Galveston]

~TEQUILA!!!~[/u]

[Dave the Wave]

here is the eveil weed...

[mrrobb]

Best thread I read all day!! I'm just rolling! I'll be sure to stay away from the sinks so I dont get all bloodied..

[Dave the Wave]

Originally Posted by mrrobb

Best thread I read all day!! I'm just rolling! I'll be sure to stay away from the sinks so I dont get all bloodied..

It's all in fun!

[Galveston]

Yeah, all in fun....until you drink too much, bust yo head on a sink, begin bleeding, pay $100 for a ride back to port when you thought it was $10, miss dinner, wake up 2 days later and get banned for life by Carnival.

Apparently what happens in Mexico, doesn't always stay in Mexico.

Mar. 10th I'll roll the dice myself...hopefully I'll make it back. I'd rather hitch a ride back to Laredo than get banned by RCCL.

[green_rd]

Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

here is the eveil weed...

It takes a lot of work to get from the evil weed to the evil Tequilla. It always makes me wonder who figured out you could distill this baby into booze.

[Dave the Wave]

I need all the help I can get

[bobsfamily]

Originally Posted by Galveston

Yeah, all in fun....until you drink too much, bust yo head on a sink, begin bleeding, pay $100 for a ride back to port when you thought it was $10, miss dinner, wake up 2 days later and get banned for life by Carnival. rofl

Apparently what happens in Mexico, doesn't always stay in Mexico.

Mar. 10th I'll roll the dice myself...hopefully I'll make it back. I'd rather hitch a ride back to Laredo than get banned by RCCL.

Bust a gut on this thread!
I wonder..... Oh what? I just had a shot and got to thinking.... Huh? Me? Get away from ME!!! leave me alone... Sink - what sink?

[Dave the Wave]

Originally Posted by green_rd

It takes a lot of work to get from the evil weed to the evil Tequilla. It always makes me wonder who figured out you could distill this baby into booze.

Here is the answer to that question!

Tequila is the fermented juice from the aguave plant whose origins are with the Aztec people who used it as a ritual drink by priests, heroes and sacrifice victims.

According to legend, lightning struck some aguave plants which made the plant give a aromatic and tasty sweet juice which when extracted and fermented produced a feeling of well being. It was considered a gift from the gods, and the ancient people continued to reproduce the liquid.

Today nearly 16 million gallons are produced annually. Only Tequila made in the state of Jalisco can bear the title TEQUILA. Almost the entire amount of Mexico's famous liqueur is distilled in the city of Tequila near Guadalajara.

[Dave the Wave]

I am not sure I wanted to know how it is made

[Dave the Wave]

[green_rd]

Originally Posted by Dave the Wave

I am not sure I wanted to know how it is made

I missed this one when Samantha Brown (my travel hero) did the Mexican Riviera. And I'm glad I did.

[Dave the Wave]

Samantha Brown is a HOTTIE!! 8)

[Thoth]

Very funny guys
The story goes that they have to truck the stuff about 1000 miles so the tourist of Cancun & Cozumel can get their fill. Thing is many tourist expect it since they are in Mexico.