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Thanks Bob but it is OK. It is all in fun. I think it is an interesting topic and apparently so do some others.
Just for that I think I will buy some tequila on the way home for the weekend and pretend I am in Cozumel. 8)
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I don't think DTW is immature. He just happens to have a sense of humor. Is he a little sophmoric? Perhaps, but he keeps us all in stitches. Most all the great comedians have poked fun at the overweight.... and a persons color.... and their sexual preference. It's all in good fun! Try not to take things so seriously.
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Thanks BT. I was not poking fun at the overweight. I was poking fun at myself for drinking too much tequila and falling under the spell. 8)
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Ahhhh--Davey me boy, the demons of drink and loose women will surely do you in unless you repent soon --
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@ Johnsmom, make sure you enjoy the complimentary Tequila at Cozumel Jewelry...as for being a bit chapped on the old arse about DTW, you can't really blame him. I mean, I'm twice as immature....not only will I stay away if your big, but if you're anything other than exactly 5'5" 115 lbs., cherry blonde hair, with a mole on your chin (sorry honey), my wife says I can't even look at you.
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After the Austin Powers Trilogy, my next favorite move is "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"
You guys remember the scene where Pee Wee finds himself in a bike bar, then gets up on the bar and dances to the Tequila Song? Hilarious! ![]()
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Maybe we should change your name "Diamond Dave"
![]() I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go People know the part I'm playing Paid for every dance selling each romance Ooh, what they're saying (chorus) There would come a day when youth will pass away What will they say about me When the end comes I know They say "He was just a gigolo" Life goes on without me I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go People know the part I'm playing Paid for every dance selling each romance Ooh, what they're saying (chorus) Cuz I ain't got nobody Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody cares for me I'm so sad and lonely Sad and lonely, sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me Cuz I ain't so bad Sad and lonesome all the time Even on the beat, on the, on the beat I ain't got nobody Nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody Really ain't got nobody, sad and lonesome Baby need love I, I, I, ain't got nobody Nobody, nobody cares for me ,nobody, nobody I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me Cuz I ain't so bad Really want that soul, little loving soul all the time Even on the beat, cherry, cherry on the beat Need a long tall darling, mama Feeling sick Got nobody, no, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, no one, no one Loopey loop, darling, darling Getting serious, got to see the walls Over there. nobody, got no one, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody cares for me |
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I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow,
Takin' a weekend trip down to Cozumel, Mexico! Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice, Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ... I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno- Three shots...Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila! woo She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina Behind a body shot and three margaritas. She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug, From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz. I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno- Three shots... Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice; Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice! I say, One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila- Two shots...Hey!hey! Que veneno Three shots...Hey!Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila! One shot...Hey! more tequila! Two shots...Hey! Hey! que veneno! Three shots... Hey! Ay yi yi yi yi ... Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila! No mas, no mas ....
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Good one!! 8)
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Really - after a couple that's what happens. Stay away from sinks!
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~TEQUILA!!!~[/u]
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Best thread I read all day!! I'm just rolling! I'll be sure to stay away from the sinks so I dont get all bloodied..
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Yeah, all in fun....until you drink too much, bust yo head on a sink, begin bleeding, pay $100 for a ride back to port when you thought it was $10, miss dinner, wake up 2 days later and get banned for life by Carnival.
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I wonder..... Oh what? I just had a shot and got to thinking.... Huh? Me? Get away from ME!!! leave me alone... Sink - what sink?
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Tequila is the fermented juice from the aguave plant whose origins are with the Aztec people who used it as a ritual drink by priests, heroes and sacrifice victims. According to legend, lightning struck some aguave plants which made the plant give a aromatic and tasty sweet juice which when extracted and fermented produced a feeling of well being. It was considered a gift from the gods, and the ancient people continued to reproduce the liquid. Today nearly 16 million gallons are produced annually. Only Tequila made in the state of Jalisco can bear the title TEQUILA. Almost the entire amount of Mexico's famous liqueur is distilled in the city of Tequila near Guadalajara. ![]()
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I am not sure I wanted to know how it is made
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Samantha Brown is a HOTTIE!! 8)
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Very funny guys
![]() The story goes that they have to truck the stuff about 1000 miles so the tourist of Cancun & Cozumel can get their fill. Thing is many tourist expect it since they are in Mexico.
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