Secret sex spots on the ship?

[alswagg]

Come on people, can't we all just be friends. lol. Where is your sence of adventure? I was just hoping for a little bit of advise of some hidden private spots, not really flat out in the open. It is kindof like going to a drive in theater and jumping in the back seat or the bed of a pick up truck. lol. I know not as many drive in's around any more but they sure were 40 years ago. Al

[Aerogirl]

Originally Posted by 7x57

Thank you for the empathy. We suffer....mostly in silence (otherwise we might wake up the wifey).

That's too funny!!!





What about the very front of the ship way up high where they have the windsheild thing. On Inspiration it was up by the mini golf and track! Just make sure its late so no kids see you!
As cruznut2 said be sure to smile for the camera!

[E92_Expo]

To the OP, I am with you. I think it would be cool and adventurous to find a place on the boat to get a little intimate with your mate. I leave this Saturday for my first cruise ever. I hope the ship is not taken over by prunes and senior citizens who think people in their 20s are up to no good.

I will be on the search for a secret "stabbin' cabin" someone on the ship.

[Hot Nail]

Originally Posted by ToAdam12

Then don't respond. To the thread, their is just no reason to judge other people. Like I said before this is an advice website. So if you don't like it then don't give advice, it may not be what you think is decent but, being able to have a frank and open conversation about it is what adults do. Once again it may not be your thing, but to each his own so if you don't like it then move on. Ohh and by the way Al I was on the Destiny and at night all the way in front of the ship is very dark and very out of the way. There are rooms that face out but, I found it to be a nice place to get away and be alone.

I totally agree with you and the OP. I actually saw this thread and thought........cool, maybe I could suprise my lovely wife of 14 years with some exciting new places. The op said NOTHING about wanting people to watch etc. He was just wondering if he could find some funny and memorable places to "play" with his significant other. Obviously nobody wants to be busted and thrown off the ship. Infact, thats probably the reason for asking what the OP was asking. I will agree with the others that the cameras are a real problem for executing this particular excursion. So lets hear some good ideas.....that is if there are any. Great thread!

[Ron]

Adam12, seems like you're doing an awful lot of attacking and name calling yourself.--Calling Laura a prude, accusing her of snide remarks--back up an read your own posts before thrashing Laura. She''s entitled to her opinion as are you. If you don't like what she writes, take your own advice and don't read or respond. How many cruises have you been on? How many people have you seen having sex out and about on the public areas of the ship ( if it's outside your cabin and not restricted to crew only, then it's basically public turf )--none of the above I would venture to guess.
Regarding the OP wanting to have sex in " secret" places on a ship. it's been made about as clear as it can be made that there are no " secret " places to screw around for a number of reasons. If there are or is, and it were to be plastered all over the world on the inter-net do you think it would still be a secret? Hardly. Maybe no one's climbed the stack and humped each other atop the stack yet---that's a thought --or maybe on the windshield of the bridge--now that would be something to write home about. But beyond that I'd say the OP is out of luck and seems to want to be watched. To each his own.
Personally I don't give a rats behind where people tear into each other--that's their business but to go on a cruise ship with several thousand people aboard and expect to have sex outside your cabin without being seen is pretty far out there. You have to not care or either enjoy being watched. If the OP scores outside the dining room on the floor while in line with several hundred others waiting for the door to open is fine with me--that would be a good place to be seen and chances are no one's done that before so that could be a first .Be innovative and find your own places to do your thing--then spread the word so the rest of us can get our pop corn and cokes and gather around these secret places to watch the shows.
Bottom line, if I had my hand on the trigger this inane thread would have been history long before reaching this point. After all--this is a cruise board--not a sexual advice or "where do you do it " poll.

[Master Chief]

To Ron's Post: Amen! Now let's get on to something else. Maybe secret food places that not many people use :-)?

[alswagg]

Originally Posted by E92_Expo

To the OP, I am with you. I think it would be cool and adventurous to find a place on the boat to get a little intimate with your mate. I leave this Saturday for my first cruise ever. I hope the ship is not taken over by prunes and senior citizens who think people in their 20s are up to no good.

I will be on the search for a secret "stabbin' cabin" someone on the ship.

I am sure we will find some late night entertainment after some of the others go back to bed. Somehow we find ourselves still out and about around 3 or 4 in the morning. Out of 2,700 people I know we are not the only couple who likes to have a secluded area for extra corricular activity's. lol We might not awake and come out of our cabin as some but that doesn't mean we are sleeping also. Oh, I would think the showers are probably very small, only enough room for one. Al

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[TravelMike]

Originally Posted by jacdenv24

I know a GREAT spot. Your cabin.

My though exactly. I am guessing this is a young person asking, when I was younger I might have tried something different. Now I am lucky to be in the same room. Mike

[green_rd]

Cruise with ships are designed to help support passenger safety and security there are few public "private little spots" outside your cabin.

[Kenito]

Ahem... well, to keep to the question... the only place I have heard about... (besides outside the earlier poster's window...) was teens getting together in the laundry room late nite/early morning.

Guess it depends if you are talking about "sex" or Clinton sex...

I'm sure there must be places. People fall overboard without security cameras or staff noticing, so there must be places if you want to "go overboard" amorously!

[Ring of Gold]

As I think back to the sense of adventure... the excitement... the thrill of discovering sex as a teenager and trying to find places to sneak away to so the folks didn't know....

Yes, I can see how trying to recapture some of that excitement would appeal. In fact, I have to admit I have recently been guilty of (shhh!)... parking!

Of course, now we are sneaking around to hide from the kids instead of the parents. Either way though, that extra element of creativity goes a long, long way towards keeping the relationship from becoming a stagnant routine.

[Shantyhag]

This was 15 years ago, in my younger and more carefree days, but I'll admit to traveling back to this moment in my mind over time, from time to time. My brother and I were traveling on a west carribean cruise. We had met a group of lovely young mid-western coeds on the cruise and, in a moment of youthful passion, just went at what we were going to do (far short of full-on anything, but raunchy enough still) right on the stairs from the pool. This was late at night, and the camera situation was almost certainly different from today, but it was the open-air adventure of the thing that gave it poignancy.

I imagine moments of passion happen quite often on board. I can't imagine, if you haven't outright offended anyone, that the person watching the camera is going to grant it more than a moment-to-recall-later status. And there are nooks and crannies everywhere. Go to it... it's your cruise and as long as you don't impinge upon anyone else's...

[ouachita]

Adds a whole new twist to the phrase, "Getting your Sea Legs!"

A young couple in our circle of friends were on their honeymoon cruise last June. The new bride thought that everyone was so friendly and happy because they would smile and laugh whenever she would suggest they go to the Lido deck Unfortunately she was confused about the term Lido and was telling everyone they should go to the "LIBIDO" deck. We still haven't let her live that one down.

If you manage to find the Libido Deck I'd certainly like to be let in on the secret.

[EMG]

From my experience, between 2 and 4:30 in the morning the ships decks get pretty empty as more passengers are asleep and the crew is cleaning. You may not be able to find a private place but you can make it happen; just not for very long.

I actually thing Royal Caribbean ships have more places where you can "get lost" than do Carnival ships. Carnival ships are pretty boring when it comes to layouts. Royal Caribbean ships have a much more inviting and well thought out approach with bars and clubs in places that you may only stumble upon by accident.

[zydecocruiser]

What happens on the ship, stays on the ship. Well, unless a few thousand decide to take pictures and post on the Internet.

[Ron]

Oh no-- I thought this thing had reached it's climax and was over!

[DonD]

Oh no-- I thought this thing had reached it's climax and was over!

That's funny.

[Queen of Oakville]

Originally Posted by Shantyhag

This was 15 years ago, in my younger and more carefree days, but I'll admit to traveling back to this moment in my mind over time, from time to time. My brother and I were traveling on a west carribean cruise. We had met a group of lovely young mid-western coeds on the cruise and, in a moment of youthful passion, just went at what we were going to do (far short of full-on anything, but raunchy enough still) right on the stairs from the pool. This was late at night, and the camera situation was almost certainly different from today, but it was the open-air adventure of the thing that gave it poignancy.

I imagine moments of passion happen quite often on board. I can't imagine, if you haven't outright offended anyone, that the person watching the camera is going to grant it more than a moment-to-recall-later status. And there are nooks and crannies everywhere. Go to it... it's your cruise and as long as you don't impinge upon anyone else's...

Originally Posted by zydecocruiser

What happens on the ship, stays on the ship. Well, unless a few thousand decide to take pictures and post on the Internet.

Zyde beet me to it .... should you be caught on camera, prepare to have a video of your escapade go viral on you tube!


and thank you to John, Henry and one other for the laughs!

[Spartan kent]

For me there can be no private places as it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

[inv106]

im all for it! but they are cameras everywhere

[Julie Silva]

I had to laugh at this post,

[Spartan kent]

Just checked that's on page 3 of the marriage contract just below,
"you do solemnly agree to pay for all shopping and carry it to the car."

[Dhill]

Maybe its just me but I always thought this kind of topic was better off being private between a man and a women! But I guess when your young and inexperenced you can always fantasize and hope

[Kayhold]

There is a huge difference between adventurous and having sex in a public place where you can be caught by kids.

I gotta tell you, if my kid caught someone having sex on a cruise ship, you and I are going to have a HUGE problem.

You just don't do crap like that in a public, family place.

[Ron]

Not to worry --not to worry-- as this post first started in Oct. of 2010, if he hasn't gotten around to it by now, he never will so don't fret about it!

[ship2shore]

There is at least one "nude cruise" I hear of every year, often on a Carnival Ship. If everyone's nekked, I bet the chances of a hook-up are greatly increased.... and the prudes are in the minority, if not nonexistent. AS far as I know, the nudity is confined to the open decks. Naked people in the dining room would just be gross.

[wgou812]

On the Carnival ships such as Sensation, Ecstacy, Inspiration, etc. there is a unisex bathroom that is just below the adult only area (Serenity) that is perfect for a quickie at night. It is not in the main path of most guests and it is not even obvious it is there. Used it many times on cruises where I didn't have privacy because of a roommate. There are no cameras in the bathroom! Have fun and remember, "what happens on a cruise, stays on a cruise"

[miketaylor]

Yes, I can see how trying to recapture some of that excitement would appeal. In fact, I have to admit I have recently been guilty of (shhh!)... parking!
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[admiralmeep]

Try the closet or the baggage hold for LARGE items.