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Try the closet or the baggage hold for LARGE items. Ssstttuuupppiiiddd.

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look if you really want sex do it in your room

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As others has stated there are none or very few secluded areas on ships, so if you do find an area you may find your wife & her friend found it first.

But don't worry if you and wife missed each other you will be able to purchase the cruise video.

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Old September 13th, 2012, 10:41 PM
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You have to remember this original post is about 2 years old---if the O.P. hasn't gotten it by now and is still looking for that " secret" spot, I doubt he / she will ever get it or maybe by now is too old to care !!
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2 years? Still looking? Hey man, give it up :-)
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It's weird how many people are angry at this question. I think it's a good, legitimate question. My girlfriend and I found that the higher decks were so empty outside at night, that we could have sex with very little possibility of someone coming by. Of course, you want some possibility. That's the point. But it was really deserted.

Keep in mind, I'm talking about doing things quickly, standing up. That sort of thing. We weren't taking our time out there.
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I am the editor here, but I noticed this thread has been viewed over 100,000 times, so it is pretty popular.

I tend to agree that there are few truly private places on cruise ships largely because of security cameras, but also because they are not designed to have hidden places - they are designed to maximize the view of the ocean with lots of open railings and glass everywhere.

If you really feel compelled to have this thrill you might go to one of the top decks in the middle of the night and possibly find a stack of deck chairs that you can hide behind.

But in all truth - you need to know that will only protect you from passers by. Modern cruise ships do have literally 1000s of security cameras, most of them focussed on the open decks, looking for people getting too close to going over the side. It is mandated by law that ships must have these cameras, and that they record.

So - even if you think you are getting away with it - in reality you are probably just making a porn video for the crew to enjoy the next day.

If that is your thing - I am not here to judge you. I am sure you wouldn't be the first to do this.

On the other hand - if you get a cabin with a balcony you can always do it out there and get the same thrill. I don't think the camera will pick you up unless you happen to stick an arm or leg through the railing.
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I thought Carnival was the fun ship??? Love the public risk stuff. Each ship is different, but I have always found somewhere to step out of the lights.
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What a funny read!!! The reactions and responses are so comical. I remember the younger years of exploring where these thoughts would cross my mind. I've been on cruises before and can't imagine a comfy or fun place to do this, but to each their own. Do whatever "floats your boat" if your sex life isn't fulfilling your needs.

As the administrator said, there are tons of cameras for legal and safety reasons, so keep that in mind. Weigh out your options, the risk vs. reward and go for it if you really need to! Night time on higher decks will have lesser risk. That would be my my best suggestion.
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I say keep this thread going!!! I love it. I replied to this thread over two years ago!!! I'm glad to see it still alive. I say do what you want it's your vacation!!!!
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I say keep this thread going!!! I love it. I replied to this thread over two years ago!!! I'm glad to see it still alive. I say do what you want it's your vacation!!!!

So far we are keeping it going.

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Well, after two + years of waiting to hear all about it---did they, or did they not?? That is the question now !!
Maybe we can keep it going by speculating--I speculate they / he / she spent all week looking for that " secrete spot " and before they found it, they were cooled off, worn out, it was time to pack and set the bags out, and the cruise was over--any more speculators??
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Maybe they got caught... to embarrased to say.
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Al, Do not despair, you will find some secret spots. AND...contrary to what the nay sayers are claiming about security and expulsion from the ship....apparently they have never done it.....it is not TRUE. They want you to have fun on your cruise. THe employees and security will not bug you and the one time I was caught, they quietly ducked away.
It all depends on what ship you are on but there are tons of nooks and crannies on the ship.....but you'll probably want to wait until 1-3 in the morning when everyone is in their rooms.
A few places I've "sexplored"....the golf course at 4 am, on top of the chairs they stack up about 10 high every night on deck, and hidden decks intended for staff passage that are on guest floors and completly isolated during the wee hours of the night when the staff is sleeping (you might do your safety drills in these "munster" areas).

Have fun and definitely stay away from the rails if you're drinking. Lol
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Heard on our last cruise a couple got overly amorous ashore on Orient Beach in St. Martin. The employees there broke the couple up. This was, mind you, broad daylight.
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Well, ok---there are " secret sex " spots on all the ships--you have to go to the pursers desk ( preferably late when no one is around, ) ask them for the " special " glasses you have to wear in order to find the secret sex spots.
The glasses are similar to 3-d glasses and the secret spots are marked with smal X's in a certain color paint that can only be seen after dark by wearing these special glasses.
There now--the secret is out and everyone knows, it's not a secret anymore ---dang it !!!
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I agree that the staff won't break you up - just the opposite. They will all be anticipating watching it on the security video the next day and having a good laugh.

It reminds of the comedian Sam Kinneson (may he rest in peace) who had a bit about buying a video camera and taping himself and his wife.

He said he expected to see something that looked like a porn video, but instead it looked like two whales fighting over the same spot on an iceberg.
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I'm not gonna lie, I am just bring this back to the top to see where it goes!!! I think this was the first thread I ever commented on
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Okay, I'll bite. So I've done this. It was late at night, obviously on the higher decks. You can find really secluded, poorly lit spots if that's your thing. Overall the experience was fine (6/10, would bang again).
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I cannot tell a lie - I have never done this.

I doubt that many people have - except on their own balconies, to be honest with you.

Unless you posted this in the teens board, then I am guessing a lot of people would probably reveal a LOT more. Now, I am not saying they went all the way, or that they should... but let's just say they were lip-locked for a really long time.
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If you're on a RCL ship and athletically inclined I speculate that those little caves at the top of the climb walls don't have cameras.
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I still love this thread and seeing peoples responses. Just saying I have seem some stuff. Once I was wondering around late at night and on the forward Observation decks on 7 or 6 some people in there cabin were doing something that the Shades should have been closed and the lights off.
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We just got back from sailing on the carnival Breeze. The ship great. We of course hapd plenty of fun in the cabin and on the balcony but also one afternoon around 3pm we were on the Serinity Deck and got excited. So we just spun the coverd bed thingy around facing the ship and away from onlookers and went at it. No one could see us unlees they stuck their head around the side and looked in. Of course we had to stay quite as there were folks within 3 feet of us on both sides.

Alos on this ship they ahve like 6 decks that are poen on the front of the ship that gets very quiet lat ant night as was a great place to play. NO CAMERAS so was great fun.
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No cameras!!!

Really? Most ships have 1000s of cameras, especially on the deck areas (to watch for people doing dangerous things near the rails).
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I should have added - however, that the balcony thing is fine. You can listen to the open ocean air and water below rushing by your balcony door - great soothing, romantic sounds and (what's a nice word for a pleasant smell?) -

wait, I got it; bouquet of the sea air.
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Really? Most ships have 1000s of cameras, especially on the deck areas (to watch for people doing dangerous things near the rails).
Many are set to automatically alarm if something trips them - like a person jumping overboard or an anatomically impossible position.
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Seeing that the O.P.is approx 3 1/2 years old and still generating so much interest, and in view of the fact that the posts related to actual cruising has seemed to dwindle quite a bit, perhaps it's time for the people who own the marbles and call the shots to set up a sexual advisory board for cruising.
You know a Dr. Ruth type thing --maybe that would inject some life into
the site and attract a host of new members and lurkers. Out of all those , some would no doubt have some legitimate questions regarding cruising for the moderators to ponder and answer.
Like t.v., one has to do what one has to do to get the ratings.
Just a thought!

P.S.---the question remains--did they, or did they not find the X spot??
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I've only been on one cruise before (Carnival Splendor) a few months ago (but am going again in a week, I loved it so much!).

I didn't really find any "secret" spots to do it on the ship, but all I can say is that on the upper decks after midnight, there were plenty of opportunities. We actually had a competition to see which couple could have sex in the most spots one night with some friends we made (real mature, I know, but it was late and someone gave me their cheers beverage program card for a night...). We did not win, but we got these:

Glass lobby elevators (quick one of course)
Serenity deck in one of the large chairs on the front
Golf course (grass was soft!!) and on the pirate ship on the course (probably shouldn't have...sorry guys)
On the roof above the golf course where the radar is (realized the next day it was an off access area)
Oral in the dance club in a dark corner in one of the window wells
Lobby area between the elevators on the spa floor
Cabin (duh)
Tried to do it on the outside balcony of the upper lido deck (but chickened out!)
Probably tried elsewhere but the night was hazy...

Also, I want to note that my gf and I are not very sexually adventurous. I'd say we are about average level out of all the couples we met/saw on the ship. Which means, if we did it in these places, people on these cruises must literally be effing everywhere... Probably ran into at least a half dozen people going at while walking around the decks at night over the course of an 8 day cruise.

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ok, as one gets older they want to take it long and easy.

one thing i have found out is do it in your room,

take a heavy plastic and small amount of baby oil.

that way after the fun one can get a nice shower together.
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