Secret sex spots on the ship?
 

Where on the ship is a secret place to have sex? I mean at night when no one around, ect. Hidden hallways, bow area, special rooms, maybe the life boats. Just wondering, where others have "done it" lol Al

On my recent cruise on Carnival Liberty I was in room 1004. This room is forward on deck 10. It does not have a balcony but a large expanse of deck is there Late at night a noise woke me up and peeked out my window. Oh My!! :oops: I quickly closed the curtain and went back to bed. I would not recommend this activity in a seemingly empty place. The ship is covered from bow to stern in security surveillance. If you should decide to take advantage of a quiet spot, smile for the camera.

Laura

I know a GREAT spot. Your cabin.

I am denied sex due to marriage....

Me too
 

Glad to know I'm not the only one

Same here too. I do plan to ply her sensibilities with gifts, chocolate and complements on our cruise. We will just use the room however.

We shall play scrabble in the room

Oh dear....you poor long-suffering men. :rolleyes:

Thank you for the empathy. We suffer....mostly in silence (otherwise we might wake up the wifey).

Very good-thanks for the smile. ;-)

Not really
 

A bit of levity is always good but if if viewed by your spouse:D

Be really careful or be sorry
 

There are so many security cameras on the ships not I would not recommend and sex anywhere but your stateroom. If you are caught you may be asked to get off the ship at the next port and your cruise is over. Save your public sex for Las Vegas.

Not sure how this is a Carnival Cruise question. Sounds more like a question for some other type of forum.

Maybe Dr. Ruth can come up with some better answer, but with all the video cameras around a ship, crew members working around the clock and some passengers always out and about, I would think making whoopee outside your cabin would not be a very private nor " secret " thing--but, to each his / her own--if you like to preform in public or on video for the security people to laugh at, give t a whirl. No, you can't get into the life boats--they are monitored-- that's one place security would immediately show up to interrupt your moment of ecstasy !! ;) ;)
I agree with the last poster-- maybe this should be on a call in show instead of the Carnival board --or maybe a better idea yet- ask it on the Holland America board !! Probably more folks there with years of experience that could help you!! :) :)

In the past a few guests have found the balcony railing a not so friendly place to play.

Maybe the teen section on here has some tips on where to go to "hook up" and/or drink away from the peering eyes of the adults.

Wow, I can not believe nobody has had some fun outside their cabin. I hope this is not a prudie convention. We tend to stay up till about 3am and sleep in till 10 or 11 am. I guess we will have to see. Catch you on the waves. Al

It's what we call in the Uk "a wind up"

Well, as I said before, to each his own. But I wouldn't call a cruise where people don't have sex in the hallways, decks, restaurants, etc a " prude convention." You mentioned " secret " places to indulge in sex-- most folks have told you on a ship you would find few, if any " secret " places due to security cameras, security personnel, crew working all hours and people out at all hours, Sorry if you're disappointed.-- :(
However if it's important to screw around in a dark corner, let 'er rip. As the old song said--" it's your thang--do what you wanna do--I can't tell you who to sock it to." ;) ;)
After more than 3 dozen cruises I've never seen anyone screwing around in any secret, dark, dingy out of the way places--
sounds like you may like to be watched as you perform--maybe you should try craigslist?? :-) :-)
The question that comes to my mind is why are you so interested in where other people have sex? :razz: :razz: :razz:

We are just looking for suggestions, we thought others might have already found some good areas. Keep the peace Al

As I said....

Hey--no problem here-- just take some others advice and stay off that balcony rail--that can be a real bummer !!! :D :D :D
Good luck !!

Yeah...2nd the notion (3rd?) of the balcony rail. However, aft and suite balconies (much more room), no problem.

Dude, you seem to be asking the same, or similar questions in a couple of threads....to the point where it's beginning to sound a little creepy. No one's a prude. But, as others have said, there are security cameras everywhere. So, best spot is in your cabin.

Which ship are you talking about?

If someone were to visit this discussion board for the first time today...I am not sure what kind of impression they would get. Some of the top discussions are..."balcony privacy for the purpose of someone going topless?" "where can I have sex on the ship outside the privacy of a stateroom?" and "how do I sneak booze onboard?"

For Pete's sake...not sure this is painting a good picture for the average cruiser or for sure the 1st time cruiser.

As I said....a wind up

And PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE ....DON'T use the hot tubs for this! :oops::oops::oops:

No hot tubes are off base for us. Way to many germs and bacteria. Now salt water pools, that is pretty cool. lol Al

Again, coming off creepy wanting others see you having sex.

having sex
 

my wife and I did it on lido deck before, late after the shows just before pizza.

I guess there's nothing like having a romp on the Lido deck, and then instead of lying back with a cigarette , you lay back with a slice of pepperoni pizza!!
:D :D :D

I was unaware that having a sense of common decency was being a prude.

Laura