Major Carnival Cruise Line Disasters (from the Onion)
The Carnival cruise ship Triumph, which lost electricity and functioning bathrooms while at sea in February, broke free from its mooring in Mobile, AL last week, marking the latest in a string of high-profile black eyes for the company. Here are some other famous disasters in Carnivalís history:
May 24, 1975: Malfunctioning kitchen equipment forces Carnival Festivale passengers to go five minutes without eating
July 2, 1981: The Carnival Mardi Gras catches fire after a crewman accidently discards his cigarette in the Bales of Hay Room
Aug. 19, 1988: Passengers Denise Redmond and Carl Piper meet and hit if off
Sept. 5, 1997: The Carnival Jubilee is downed in the mid-Atlantic by a broadside cannon barrage from a Regent Seven Seas Cruises destroyer
Oct. 10, 2000: Elation becomes the third Carnival cruise ship to be destroyed by a falling meteor
June 12, 2004: The Carnival Glory capsizes and sinks after everyone rushes port side to see a dolphin hopping in and out of the water
Aug. 10, 2009: The Carnival Legend notices too late that itís about to go over a really big waterfall!
Apr. 18, 2013: Emerging from port for the first time since its docking, the entire Carnival cruise ship Triumph spontaneously bursts into flames
June 28, 2091: The navigational system aboard the Carnival StarVoyage malfunctions, sending the space cruiser directly into the sun
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I love that last 'disaster' with the cruise space ship. Sounds like a good movie plot or TV show. "Sign up early for our exclusive spacewalk excursion in moon orbit. It sells out quickly!" "Book your Martian cabana on-line and enjoy your day in the sun and red sand!"
Oh Gosh...those poor soles back in 1975 going a whole 5 mins without eating. Surprised Fox or CNN didn't spend 2 days talking about it or interviewing when passengers returned to port.
Carnival Splendor (3 days of towing back to port)
Gotta watch those RSSC battle cruisers. They sneak up on you!
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015