(Credit to Curmudgeon's Corner)
Emily Sue was going into labor, and her husband, Bubba, called 911.
The operator told Bubba she would send someone out right away. "Where
do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "Eucalyptus Drive" The operator asked, " Can you spell that for me?" There was a pause, and then Bubba said How about I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?"