Boy, I bet nobody needs a cruise more than Bill Clinton right now. And, Hillary sure won't mind if he gets out of town for a while. Neither will we New Yorkers.
In some of the boroughs here, we have prison barges anchored off land, but I hey, he's a former President, and may get his hair ruffled a bit. Even prisoners won't buy the line that he can still give pardons. And, since I'm opposed to capital punishment in general, those funeral pyres on the Ganges River in India are out too.
My question: which ship would you recommend for Bill? I'm stumped.