Today Mrs. Kuki and I were discussing what we'd do in the event one of us passed away before the other.
I made her promise me, if something were to happen to me she would marry Bob, a mutual acquaintance.
She said, I thought you hated Bob. I said.. I DO!
Then she said.. And if I were to die first, would u remarry?
I said... Well, yes, I'm used to being married. Been married for 20 yrs. So, it's likely
she said... And would u'd live in our house?
I said..... well, I've lived in the same house for 20 yrs, and it's almost paid for. So, it's likely.
she said.. And would u sleep in our bed?
I said... well, I've had that bed for 20yrs, and it's very comfortable. So, it's likely.
she said.. And would u play golf with her at our Golf Club?
I said.. well, we've been members there for 18 yrs, and it's the best club in town. So, it's likely.
she said.. And I suppose u'd let her use my golf clubs?
I said.. NOPE.. She's left handed.
Kuki<<< who's in serious trouble if Mrs. Kuki reads this.. ROFL