The Story goes like this...........

[Kuki]

Sometime Life's A Mystery, Sometimes it's a Laugh... by US

I was standing in the mezzanine of the airport, when I realized I was alone. I looked in every direction, but SHE wasn't anywhere to be seen. Fortunately.....

Your Turn ..........

[sammy]

I now could eat all the Twinkies before she would show up. I'll just tell her I forgot to bring them....

Fortunately....we still had time to make the plane, but where could she have gone. She was here just a minute ago, I turned my back to talk to ......

Your turn.............

I turned my back to talk to this traveling salesman with a briefcase full of.........your turn

...duct tape. Of course, I forgot to bring my usual roll on this cruise, so I was happy to run into him. He asked if I had a particular use for it and I said.....

[Mgram]

that I planned to use it to repel down to the cabin below, where.......

your turn.....

I planned on using their private hot tub..........

[Mgram]

...but having forgotten my bikini....I scampered back up the makeship rope just in time before......

getting caught by the room stewart......thank goodness I remembered to bring along my thong.........................................
your turn

[Kuki]

Mgram wrote:
>
> ...but having forgotten my bikini....I scampered back up the
> makeship rope just in time before......

I realized I was a man, and my wearing a bikini might look out of place, and draw suspicion towards me. I knew it wasn't me who had.......

,,had a sex change operation or so it seemed when someone was tugging on my arm............

...asking me to change into something more comfortable...

[nieciez]

I woke up with hot flashes and realized it was a dream....your turn

....and I was back at the airport staring at this..........

[Michael Sinn]

.....Starbucks Coffee Stand only to find out that I didnt have any money......

[Donna]

Then this beautiful person tapped me on the shoulder only to say.............
your turn............

...and I didn't remember why I was at the airport. Was I flying on a business trip or going on a pleasure trip on a cruise to....

[Michael Sinn]

....So I took off my hat and asked people for $$$...After 3 hours of this I had $100 so I bought a Strong Starbucks Coffee with Cream and a cookie......

[Bonnie]

All at once I realized I was going to miss my plane so I ran to the gate and.....

ran into her and she said........

where did you get all that fluorescent colored duct tape........

...i got it from a cruisemates message board person i met while they were on their way to Miami for a cruise......

[pamda]

but the policeman wanted it when he was asking about the antlers ....

I realized my toe socks were hanging from the antlers along with my florescent pink thong and a package of juju fruit, when I gasped and saw......

your turn....

...her standing right beside me now acting as if she doesn't know me.......

[Kuki]

Chyna_C wrote:
>
> I realized my toe socks were hanging from the antlers along
> with my florescent pink thong and a package of juju fruit,
> when I gasped and saw......
The young woman I had first met 3 years prior in Cozumel. I remembered it like it was yesterday. I walked up to her and asked , Do you speak English?
She replied.. Just a leetle Senor. I said, How much? She said $100.

No, I was mistaken. It wasn't her afterall.. It was......

...the captain of the last ship I cruised on and he took great offence......."YOU!!!Aren't you the same miserable chap on my transatlantic crossing that.....

...came to the dining room uin shorts and a t-shirt...........

[pamda]

No, I said, that was my brother who looks disturbingly like I do ... however, Captain ....

[Paul Motter]

I am the one who stole your hat and sold it the Rastafarian who blows the conch shells on the pier. The mussel who lived in the shell crawled in and died in your hat, but I was able to retrieve it for you, here. But I wouldn't put it on just yet, you see I had to ...