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Old July 10th, 2001, 07:06 PM
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Sometime Life's A Mystery, Sometimes it's a Laugh... by US

I was standing in the mezzanine of the airport, when I realized I was alone. I looked in every direction, but SHE wasn't anywhere to be seen. Fortunately.....

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Old July 10th, 2001, 07:12 PM
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I now could eat all the Twinkies before she would show up. I'll just tell her I forgot to bring them....
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Old July 10th, 2001, 07:12 PM
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Fortunately....we still had time to make the plane, but where could she have gone. She was here just a minute ago, I turned my back to talk to ......

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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:02 PM
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I turned my back to talk to this traveling salesman with a briefcase full of.........your turn
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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:04 PM
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...duct tape. Of course, I forgot to bring my usual roll on this cruise, so I was happy to run into him. He asked if I had a particular use for it and I said.....
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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:08 PM
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that I planned to use it to repel down to the cabin below, where.......

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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:09 PM
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I planned on using their private hot tub..........
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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:12 PM
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...but having forgotten my bikini....I scampered back up the makeship rope just in time before......
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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:32 PM
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getting caught by the room stewart......thank goodness I remembered to bring along my thong.........................................
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Old July 10th, 2001, 08:33 PM
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Default Re: The Story goes like this...........

Mgram wrote:
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> ...but having forgotten my bikini....I scampered back up the
> makeship rope just in time before......

I realized I was a man, and my wearing a bikini might look out of place, and draw suspicion towards me. I knew it wasn't me who had.......
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Old July 10th, 2001, 09:05 PM
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,,had a sex change operation or so it seemed when someone was tugging on my arm............
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Old July 10th, 2001, 09:17 PM
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...asking me to change into something more comfortable...
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Old July 10th, 2001, 10:21 PM
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I woke up with hot flashes and realized it was a dream....your turn
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Old July 10th, 2001, 10:25 PM
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....and I was back at the airport staring at this..........
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Old July 10th, 2001, 10:52 PM
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.....Starbucks Coffee Stand only to find out that I didnt have any money......
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:03 PM
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Then this beautiful person tapped me on the shoulder only to say.............
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:05 PM
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...and I didn't remember why I was at the airport. Was I flying on a business trip or going on a pleasure trip on a cruise to....
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:05 PM
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....So I took off my hat and asked people for $$$...After 3 hours of this I had $100 so I bought a Strong Starbucks Coffee with Cream and a cookie......
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:23 PM
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All at once I realized I was going to miss my plane so I ran to the gate and.....
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:40 PM
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ran into her and she said........
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Old July 10th, 2001, 11:52 PM
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where did you get all that fluorescent colored duct tape........
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:00 AM
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...i got it from a cruisemates message board person i met while they were on their way to Miami for a cruise......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:07 AM
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but the policeman wanted it when he was asking about the antlers ....
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:21 AM
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I realized my toe socks were hanging from the antlers along with my florescent pink thong and a package of juju fruit, when I gasped and saw......

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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:25 AM
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...her standing right beside me now acting as if she doesn't know me.......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:28 AM
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> I realized my toe socks were hanging from the antlers along
> with my florescent pink thong and a package of juju fruit,
> when I gasped and saw......
The young woman I had first met 3 years prior in Cozumel. I remembered it like it was yesterday. I walked up to her and asked , Do you speak English?
She replied.. Just a leetle Senor. I said, How much? She said $100.

No, I was mistaken. It wasn't her afterall.. It was......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:40 AM
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...the captain of the last ship I cruised on and he took great offence......."YOU!!!Aren't you the same miserable chap on my transatlantic crossing that.....
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Old July 11th, 2001, 12:52 AM
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...came to the dining room uin shorts and a t-shirt...........
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Old July 11th, 2001, 01:20 AM
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No, I said, that was my brother who looks disturbingly like I do ... however, Captain ....
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Old July 11th, 2001, 01:46 AM
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I am the one who stole your hat and sold it the Rastafarian who blows the conch shells on the pier. The mussel who lived in the shell crawled in and died in your hat, but I was able to retrieve it for you, here. But I wouldn't put it on just yet, you see I had to ...
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