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Old July 11th, 2001, 09:32 PM
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(dang - I typed too slow and someone beat me...I give up.... )
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Old July 11th, 2001, 09:33 PM
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but of course darling! The Greek god then says, "pardon me miss, but I was talking to the guy in the night gown." Now you really need your pills but you left them in...
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Old July 11th, 2001, 09:48 PM
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the inside cabin where your husband is staying. You think of calling for them, but instead send the butler, and you turn your attention to......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 09:53 PM
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Sean Connery, Harrison Ford and Robert Redford who have all shown up at your door requesting.......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 10:24 PM
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...a private show from the butler in the lace ......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 10:34 PM
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...in which you respond..no way fellas we are going to go to the casino do i have a tip for you......
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Old July 11th, 2001, 11:13 PM
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...you say meet me in the casino..Every one leaves you close the door. It's been a long exciting day and you have a long 15 day cruise ahead of you. You want to sleep alone and contemplate the events ahead and who you wish to spend your time with. The butler has your bed swathed in mosquito netting for a romantic look...rose petals are everywhere (no the bouquets haven't died yet, these were just petals)....there are electric candles flickering (hey this is a ship, no fires in rooms please)...There is a midnight buffet just for you of lobster, crab, smoked salmon and chocolate...tons of it...but alas...tomorrow first thing, you plan to....
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Old July 11th, 2001, 11:16 PM
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be pampered by your own army of spa therapists to make me gorgeous and full of energy for my second day on my dream cruise.......which starts with a breakfast of.........
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Old July 12th, 2001, 01:08 AM
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Prunes ( the first night was tough on the system). But once comfortable again, you .....
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Old July 12th, 2001, 07:50 AM
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tell your butler what time you'd like the pool to yourself and where he should take your lounge chair to be set up. You head to the library to pick up the book they've reserved for you when....
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Old July 12th, 2001, 07:53 AM
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Go out on you balcony with a cup of coffee and......
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Old July 12th, 2001, 08:01 AM
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..you hear music and the bustle of people. You are sailing into Venice. The view is spectular from where you stand. The butler comes in to remind you that he's chosen a walking outfit for you tour of the city...your tour guide for the day will be.........
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Old July 12th, 2001, 09:09 AM
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none other than Andrea Bocelli who ........
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Old July 12th, 2001, 01:59 PM
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will take you to the private apartments of Luciano Pavarotti for a lunch and private concert of your favorite arias. You get into the awaiting gondola and.......
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Old July 12th, 2001, 02:45 PM
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it springs a leak...were are the life vest as you can not swim! Then along comes.............
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Old July 12th, 2001, 04:04 PM
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David Hasselhof who saves you and takes you to.........
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Old July 12th, 2001, 04:04 PM
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the Lone Cruiser, who deftly pulls you from the water, gazes into your watery eyes and exclaims, "mi amor, how I have waited for you! How I have yearned for you! how .... wait a minute!! you're not mi amor!" and throws you back into the water.

But never fear, Ductless Wonder floats by and flips you....
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Old July 12th, 2001, 04:50 PM
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into the arms of your devoted husband. He's looking at you with that deer-caught-in-headlights expression and say "Honey, you're scaring the kids"...........You suddenly realize that you aren't dressed in your SuperMom costume so you divert attention by telling your hubby, "Look, Murano glass...oh, honey I'll bet the kids would love to see YOU make one of those...go ahead and I'll try to find some juice boxes..." Then you make your escape to............
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Old July 12th, 2001, 05:47 PM
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ST PAULS SQUARE WHERE ROGER MOORE WAS HAVING A COFFEE HE SAID I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO JOIN ME WHAT'S THE BEEN THE HOLD UP DARLING . THE CAR WILL BE HERE SOON SO LETS
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Old July 12th, 2001, 07:27 PM
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call Q and see if he can't find you more suitable attire. And may I suggest the new push-up bra/bikini top combo...it has built in siren and rocket launchers that are just fabulous for keeping children out of the Thalassotherapy Pool. But Rogers cell phone is dead so he bumbs change for the pay phone from.............
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Old July 12th, 2001, 09:16 PM
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Sophia Loren...she suggests you ditch Roger and remember that there are younger stars awaiting you on board ship. You return just in time to sail to the next port which is....
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Old July 12th, 2001, 09:40 PM
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Monte Carlo, where you happen to run into.....
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Old July 12th, 2001, 10:10 PM
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Prince Albert of Monaco. He proposes marriage...that would make your title "Her Serene Highness" official but the royal duties would keep you from doing what you love the most......................
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Old July 12th, 2001, 10:21 PM
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So, sadly you turn him down, but invite him to join you in the Casino where he stakes you to $100,000......
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Old July 13th, 2001, 07:30 AM
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I said Ifeel lucky kind prince so put all on number 7. It came up so I said goodbye.
With a few million in my hand I walked out of the casino took a limo back to the ship. I was about to go on when
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Old July 13th, 2001, 12:06 PM
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...a huge luxury yacht as long as a football field pulled up alongside the dock with a banner on it's starboard side personally inviting me to climb aboard. This was my ultimate cruise fantasy.My host was none other than......
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Old July 13th, 2001, 01:56 PM
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The Donald...............
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Old July 13th, 2001, 02:53 PM
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I tried to get him to ditch that awful 'combover', but he says it just drives the women wild...NOT this one...I'm out the door in search of......
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Old July 13th, 2001, 03:15 PM
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a more dashing and hansome candidate, to fulfill my ultimate cruise fantasy. As soon as my feet touched the decking of the exclusive marina. I was instantly swept off them again, at the site of Tom Selleck swaggering towards me. I was in heaven when he took me in his arms and whispered into my ear..................
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Old July 13th, 2001, 03:37 PM
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...I have a rowboat docked at the next pier...what do you think our chances are at getting back to my home in Hawaii. Perhaps my wife will hold a welcome back luau(sp?) for us?

What a comedian! I found my embarkation card and walked back again to my original cruise ship and requested they head for....
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