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Old July 21st, 2001, 11:52 AM
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I got into one of those NO WIN conversations with Mrs. Kuki last night.. thought I'd share..

Her: If something happened to me, would you remarry?

Me: Well, yes, I guess I likely would. We've been married for a long time, and I'm kind of used to having someone around... so I imagine after an appropriate time passed I might remarry.

Her: And would you continue live in our house?

Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've been in this house for 20 years, and it's comfortable, and finally paid for... so I imagine we would.

Her: (with a bit of steam from the ears) And would you sleep with her in our bed?

Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've had the same bed since we got married, and it's very comfortable, and you know I have a bad back....so I imagine we would.

Her: And would you play golf with her at our Golf Club.

Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've been members there forever, and know everyone, and it is a great golf course.

Her: And I suppose you'd let her use my clubs?

Me: Nope. She's left handed!
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Old July 21st, 2001, 01:12 PM
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Old July 21st, 2001, 04:08 PM
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By the way, have you stopped beating Mrs. Kuki, yet? Answer "Yes" or "No."
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Old July 21st, 2001, 09:03 PM
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Poor Mrs Kuki, she takes such abuse....

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Old July 22nd, 2001, 01:08 AM
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bow2stern wrote:
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> By the way, have you stopped beating Mrs. Kuki, yet? Answer
> "Yes" or "No."

Is that a question for all the Cruisemates, or just me ?<G>
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Old July 23rd, 2001, 12:19 AM
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I think its a test question for all males and in essence their is no right answer.
Course in your case, you took it much deeper and deserve her reaction.

At one level, ones wife is concerned about you if something happened to her and thus the question .

My half sometimes picks out someone for me and says if something happens to me you should marry her ! I've learned not to respond in a positive way.
If I say I'll just keep the house and furniture when I re-marry then I hear something about being haunted at night , course best is my son-in-law telling me him and my daughters have to vet the new lady first and chat with her.

Now whats this to do with cruising ?
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