I got into one of those NO WIN conversations with Mrs. Kuki last night.. thought I'd share..
Her: If something happened to me, would you remarry?
Me: Well, yes, I guess I likely would. We've been married for a long time, and I'm kind of used to having someone around... so I imagine after an appropriate time passed I might remarry.
Her: And would you continue live in our house?
Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've been in this house for 20 years, and it's comfortable, and finally paid for... so I imagine we would.
Her: (with a bit of steam from the ears) And would you sleep with her in our bed?
Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've had the same bed since we got married, and it's very comfortable, and you know I have a bad back....so I imagine we would.
Her: And would you play golf with her at our Golf Club.
Me: Well, I guess I probably would. We've been members there forever, and know everyone, and it is a great golf course.
Her: And I suppose you'd let her use my clubs?
Me: Nope. She's left handed!