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Old July 24th, 2001, 02:21 PM
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Default OT - If you go to a barber for a shave

A Close Shave

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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Old July 24th, 2001, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: OT - If you go to a barber for a shave

groan!!!!!!
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Old July 25th, 2001, 10:13 AM
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Default Re: OT - If you go to a barber for a shave

OK Carole,
There are better way to start the day than a GAGGY joke or is that an AGGIE joke. Other than a C----- joke how is you day going, probably up to you Butt in virus fixes everywhere HUH
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Old July 25th, 2001, 10:38 AM
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Default Re: OT - If you go to a barber for a shave

That would be an understatement. Lost another server today.
Oh boy, do we have our work cut out for us this week and next week and however long it takes to restore the databases.
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