You have just got to see Captain Ron!! It's a great laugh and will 'tide' you over until your next cruise if you are experiencing cruise-withdrawals. It's our favorite "don't take life too seriously video" and always puts us in the best mood. It makes you want to leave the ratrace behind and cruise around the Caribbean for the rest of your life.
Details: Captain Ron is played by Kurt Russell and Martin Short is also in it. It's in video and was made in the late 80's I think.
Martin Short: "Pirates, what pirates?"
Captain Ron: "Pirates of the Caribbean, Boss!"
Captain Ron: "I told you to watch out for the Guerillas, Boss."
Martin Short: "You said, 'GOR-illas', not 'GUER-illas'!!!"
Martin Short: "How will you know where we are without a map?"
Captain Ron: "Well, if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions."