>Cruise Directors favorite game is the sleeping contest.
>Inside economy cabin turns out to be an old broom closet.
>The orchestra only knows the theme from Jaws.
>The balcony outside your cabin turns out to be a painters scaffold.
>Capt loses keys for ship and asks if anyone knows how to hot wire a cruise ship.
>Fancy bottled water - imported from Mexico.
>Left-over WW2 K-rations on the lido buffett.
>Cargo containers on deck really block the sun shine.
>Next stop Bermuda (triangle).
>Kuki is NOT onboard!
>Tug boats push ship around for entire cruise.
>Your luggage ends up on a different ship and has a better time than you did.
>Glass bottom cruise ship so capt doesnt hit a sand bar.
>Your ship hits a time warp and you end up cruising New York City sewer system for a week.
>Your ship is so slow that you leave for a new years cruise and get back on Christmas. Hey wait that sound pretty good!!!