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Old December 5th, 2001, 09:19 AM
Carole Bensley
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Default Dog's Christmas Promise.

Christmas humor for dogs . . .

A dog's Christmas promises

Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.
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Old December 5th, 2001, 09:37 AM
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Default Re: Dog's Christmas Promise.

Hmmm ...

This makes me think about cats' Christmas promises.

There IS a reason why have guy wires on the tree
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Old December 5th, 2001, 10:10 AM
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Default Re: Dog's Christmas Promise.

Those are some good ones!
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Old December 5th, 2001, 10:19 AM
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ohhh I love it!!! wonder if my dog will make those promises
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