A regular in the bar asks, "Isn't that George Bush, Collin
Powell, and Don Rumsfeld over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hi, sorry to interrupt, but
what are you guys doing in here?" The President responds, "Well, we needed an out of the way place to do some planning."
"For what?" the guy persists. "We're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really? If you don't mind, what's going to
happen?" The President replies, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million
Taliban and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "I don't get it --- why a bicycle repairman?!!!"
The Commander in Chief turns to Powell and Rumsfeld and
says, "See, I told you no one would give a damn about the 40