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Old January 14th, 2002, 01:50 PM
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Default If You Don't Follow Pam's Advice

This is not new, but seems appropriate.

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We are eating our way from the dock through the bay
Cruising out on the fabulous sea.
We're a giant afloat, a magnificent boat
As we top off our dining with brie.
We've drunk at the bars and danced under the stars
To the music of joy and romance.
We've seen the fine shows, and it's time now, Lord knows
To give the late buffet a chance.
When we stopped at the ports, we soon donned our shorts
And watched all the natives at play.
And we ate all the dishes made from tropical fishes,
And many of us wished we could stay.
We've lunched on the sea, had the afternoon tea
With cookies and ice cream as well.
And, at dinner, partake of both lobster and steak.
Those last three desserts all were swell!
Then, at last to home port, Oh the cruise was too short,
And how all the time just flew by,
And it just isn't right that our clothes fit too tight,
And we just cannot understand why!

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Old January 14th, 2002, 01:57 PM
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ROTFLMAO
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Old January 14th, 2002, 03:00 PM
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Boy, can relate!

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Old January 14th, 2002, 03:47 PM
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Relate???.....it's ALL of us!!!!!!!!!!! Great Paul.....clap, clap, clap....loved it!
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Old January 14th, 2002, 04:17 PM
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Very good one indeed Paul!! Oh how I feel the pain..if only I wouldn't gain.
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Old January 14th, 2002, 05:59 PM
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Hi Paul,
That was perfect!

Here is the link to Pam's article that Paul was referring to:

<http://www.cruisemates.com/Articles/cruiseguide/hum-op/stay-slim.cfm>
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Old January 15th, 2002, 12:50 AM
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ROFLMAO
The again, have you ever actually ordered the cheese for desert? It is a sin that they call it a platter!!
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Old January 15th, 2002, 12:54 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo Aaron. The cheese in the specialty dining rooms on the Millie class ships !!!

I think Paul needs to do a poem about those.


"I would like some cheese, if you please ..."

He can pick it up from there.

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