A Woman's Vacation:
A group of married women went on a cruise, and needed a place to spend the night before embarcation. They saw a nice five-story hotel fairly close to the port, and it had a sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their husbands, they decide to go in.
The doorman, a very attractive young guy, explained to them how the hotel works. "We have 5 floors here. You go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.... but once you go up, you can't go back to a lower floor." "It's easy to decide, since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So the women start up, and on the first floor, the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and, without hesitation, move up to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wouldn't do at all.
So the ladies moved up to the Third floor, where the sign read, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good, but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth floor they climbed. The sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women all seemed pleased, but they decide that as good as this sounded, they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman. Enjoy your stay."
This one's GREAT!
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