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Old April 20th, 2002, 11:10 AM
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Saturday, April 20, 2002
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The Wit & Wisdom of Rodney Dangerfield

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.

I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly . . . I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times -- three of those times I was reading it.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Old April 20th, 2002, 12:55 PM
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I LOVE Rodney. Have seen him twice in Vegas, and I never tire of his humor!

Thanks for sharing Kym.

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Old April 21st, 2002, 03:45 AM
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Default Re: Satuday: Rodney D.'s One Liners...

Thanks, those were GREAT!!! Now I've worn out my forwarding button...
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